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怎麽和妹子聊天

2021年7月15日2015年10月2日作者 girls

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1.一男對一女說：“我請你吃飯。”女說：“改日吧。”

2.女售票員：再進去一點，裏面很空。

3.女護士：快上床，脫褲子。

4.一男老師氣憤地對一上課睡覺的女生說：我在上面累的要死，你在下面一動不動！不配合也就罷了，連點反應都沒有，將來要是肚子裏沒東西，可別怪老師不行！結果全班暈倒。

5.微信裏調戲女友閨密：中國人的短，外國人的長，太監沒有它，和尚不用它。這是什麽？閨密怒：“滾！”我說：不要邪惡，好好猜。閨密想了一會：“黃瓜？”臥槽，妹子你太有內涵了，我能告訴你答案是“人的名字”嗎！

6.“你幹過挺體貼的事是什麽？”“那年女友來大姨媽，我往雞雞上倒了一瓶雲南白藥。

7.飛機上，一只鹦鹉對空姐說：“給爺來杯水”，豬也學鹦鹉，對空姐說：“給爺來杯水”，空姐大怒，將鹦鹉和豬都扔下了飛機。這時鹦鹉對豬說：“傻了吧，爺會飛。”

8.有個老農在地裏鋤地，一只烏鴉飛過，拉了泡屎掉在老農臉上，老農擡頭大罵：“靠你媽！出門也不知道穿條褲衩！”烏鴉說：“靠！你丫拉屎穿褲衩呀！

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